You woke up with bite marks all over your arms.
They seem to be in a linear pattern.
You can’t stop scratching them and they’re getting HUGE.
What do you do next?
A.) See your doctor and hope the cream that you’re prescribed works
B.) Go to the store and buy a bunch of garlic because you’re convinced it’s vampires
C.) Search bed bug exterminators Chicago on the internet and try to figurre it all out yourself